Mario Kart?

Driving to work this morning, I was speeding- 'racing'. Out here, there are so many wonderful curves and ridiculous turns - they're so amazing fast. Anyway. About halfway to work, I notice something in the road. A perfectly splayed out, perfectly yellow banana peel that would rival those of Mario Kart plopped perfectly in the center of the road. For a moment, I thought to swerve out and miss it, cos I might spin out and have little stars spinning round my head. Then I wanted to hit the button on the steering wheel and leave another banana peel next to it.... and then I remembered. It's not Mario Kart - there's no banana peels trailing after me. I'm not Princess Peach, with buttons on my Wii wheel that'll blast in-the-way drivers into ditches. It's not a video game - my car isn't that exciting :/